Join for FREE | Take the Tour Lost Password?
[x]

deviantART

 
About Me Member Wise Ass pauly mc paulyson94/Zambia Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 37 Deviations
332 Comments
1,556 Pageviews

deviantID

Kris-pu.

I am a stinky pu.



I can't draw chibi's for shit, but I still try.

dis is my lovely lovar

:iconpocketsam:

I love her very much C:
I am Canadian.
I do love maple syrup.
I love drawing.
I love horror movies.
I'm a crazy fuck.
I have a teddy fetish.
I love poutine.
I love Tim Hortins.
I hate when hot chocolate is too hot to drink.
I don't put marsh mallows in mine.
I can spell 'marsh mallows' right.
I did your mother last night.
I spray air wick when not necessary.
I love ranch.
If I drink a can of pepsi, I need to put it in a cup with ice or else it taste like ass.
Your a whore.
I can chug milk.
I would want to eat a full english breakfast
I'm a very lonely banana.
I love banana's.
I put banana's in my icecream, with maple syrup.
I recently got addicted to Desperate Housewives.


[: Don't feel nervous to talk to me, we can be fork buddies.

sam guess what

Mon Nov 30, 2009, 6:23 AM
I stole this from you because i've always wanted to do one, and it's 7 am.

○● F R E N C H ○●
[x] You enjoy pastry.
[x] You like to walk most places or ride a bus/train, not drive. ( It's fun, riding the bus. I've only been on one in edmonton. )
[x] You enjoy wine.
[ ] You're rather rude to those who don't speak your language well
[ ] Love to speak formal French.
[x] Butter and salt are your favorite condiments.
Total: 4

○● B R I T I S H ○●

[ ] You drink a lot of tea. ( Ew. )
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor. ( who? )
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. ( Mmm~ )
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer. ( lol. )

Total: 4


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[x] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 6


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. ( naturally )
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10". ( 5'8 haha. )
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 6


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos. ( NOMNOMNOM)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 5


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you. ( No. )
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 4


○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have red hair. ( I.. I don't know! )
[x] You have/had freckles. ( on my nose. )
[x] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.

Total: 7

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[x] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 5


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You play an instrument.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's. (NOMNOMNONMNONM. i love their hotchocolate.. and donuts. ho gawd.)
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 8

○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[x] You don't read.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 2


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. ( but im canadian.. i thought we only had hockey. )
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 3


i'm canadian.

  • Mood: Winter Downs
  • Listening to: my neck pop
  • Reading: idk
  • Watching: the window
  • Playing: punch-your-back-so-it-doesn't-ache-so-much game.
  • Eating: corn twists lmao
  • Drinking: nothing.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Canada.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: twigs
  • Print preference: twigs
  • Interests: Everything you like.
  • Favourite movie: The ugly truth, the children and the orphan.
  • Favourite band or musician: None.
  • Favourite genre of music: Uhh, everything is fine. Country I prefer.
  • Favourite artist: sam
  • Favourite poet or writer: None.
  • Favourite photographer: None.
  • Favourite style of art: Uhh, good styles?
  • Operating System: .. lol my cat
  • MP3 player of choice: ipod
  • Shell of choice: SALLY SOLD SEA SHELLS BY THE SEA SHORE
  • Wallpaper of choice: I dont have any. I had a harry potter one but took it down because it looked like this creeper.
  • Skin of choice: I dont care.
  • Favourite game: Mario 64
  • Favourite gaming platform: Gamecube.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Uhh, Hikaru. ; p
  • Personal Quote: athguhtgughthrthhhhhhhh hurururururururrr ahahuefh. < lool
  • Tools of the Trade: Tablet, touch pad, mouse lol? pencils are fun too if you know wat i mean.

deviantART Community Board

[x]

Comments


:iconhotaru-no-kuro:
PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT.

T-t-t-t-thankyou for the fav oh' kind ma'm. <3 ;D

--
"Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures."
:icontangofruits:
you're welcome teo?

- snuggles -

--
06-20-09 ♥ ♥
:iconhassan1973:
Th:+fav: ank You Very Much .wonderful gallery my dear .
:iconzarawhoa:
thank you for the fav :D

--
Loving Twilight,
Hating Jacob.
----------------
Team Alice/Edward<3
:iconkatttinka:
Thank you for the :+fav:! :)
:icontangofruits:
yw : D

--
06-20-09 ♥ ♥
:iconleonie-di-vienna:
thanks for your fave
leonie
:icontangofruits:
yw

--
06-20-09 ♥ ♥

Site Map