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pauly mc paulyson
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I am Canadian. I do love maple syrup. I love drawing. I love horror movies. I'm a crazy fuck. I have a teddy fetish. I love poutine. I love Tim Hortins. I hate when hot chocolate is too hot to drink. I don't put marsh mallows in mine. I can spell 'marsh mallows' right. I did your mother last night. I spray air wick when not necessary. I love ranch. If I drink a can of pepsi, I need to put it in a cup with ice or else it taste like ass. Your a whore. I can chug milk. I would want to eat a full english breakfast I'm a very lonely banana. I love banana's. I put banana's in my icecream, with maple syrup. I recently got addicted to Desperate Housewives.
[: Don't feel nervous to talk to me, we can be fork buddies.
sam guess what
Mon Nov 30, 2009, 6:23 AM
I stole this from you because i've always wanted to do one, and it's 7 am.
○● F R E N C H ○● [x] You enjoy pastry. [x] You like to walk most places or ride a bus/train, not drive. ( It's fun, riding the bus. I've only been on one in edmonton. ) [x] You enjoy wine. [ ] You're rather rude to those who don't speak your language well [ ] Love to speak formal French. [x] Butter and salt are your favorite condiments. Total: 4
○● B R I T I S H ○●
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. ( Ew. ) [ ] You know what a brolly is. [x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. [ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor. ( who? ) [ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." [x] Fish and Chips are yummy. ( Mmm~ ) [x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. [x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. [ ] It's football... not soccer. ( lol. )
Total: 4
○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[x] You wear flip flops all year. [x] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops. [ ] You love a backyard Barbie. [x] You know a Barbie is not a doll. [x] You love the beach. [x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. [ ] You're a sports fanatic. [x] You are tanned. [ ] You're a bit of a bogan. [ ] You have an Australian something. Total: 6
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[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. [x] Your last name ends in a vowel. [ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. [x] You know how a real meatball tastes. [ ] You know Italian songs. [x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. ( naturally ) [ ] You speak some Italian. [x] You are under 5'10". ( 5'8 haha. ) [ ] You know what an Italian horn is. [x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! [x] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 6
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[x] You say member instead of Remember. [x] You speak Spanish or some. [x] You like tacos. ( NOMNOMNOM) [ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. [ ] You are dark skinned. [ ] You know what a Puta is. [x] You talk fast occasionally. [x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. [ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5
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[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon. [x] You get short tempered. [x] You know of somebody named Natasha. [x] You get cold easily. [ ] Rain is fun for you. ( No. ) [ ] You get into contests all the time. [x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4
○● I R I S H ○● [ ] You think beer is the best. [x] You have a bad temper. [ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. [x] You have blue or green eyes. [x] You like the colour green. [ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party. [x] You have a family member from Ireland. [x] You have red hair. ( I.. I don't know! ) [x] You have/had freckles. ( on my nose. ) [x] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total: 7
○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigganukka casually. [x] You have nappy hair. [x] You like rap. [x] You know how to shoot a gun. [ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. [x] You like fried chicken. [x] You like watermelon. [ ] You can dance. [ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 5
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[ ] You have slanty small eyes. [ ] You like rice a lot. [ ] You are good at math. [x] You play an instrument. [ ] You have family from Asia. [ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. [ ] Most people think you're Chinese. [ ] You call hurricanes typhoons. [ ] You go to Baulko.
○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[x] You like/play/played hockey. [x] You love beer. [x] You say eh. [x] You know what poutine is. [x] You speak some French. [x] You love Tim Horton's. (NOMNOMNONMNONM. i love their hotchocolate.. and donuts. ho gawd.) [x] At one point you lived in a farm house. [x] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 8
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[ ] You hate foreigners. [ ] You hate non-Christians. [x] You're lazy. [ ] You have had an abortion. [ ] But love the penalty. [x] You don't read. [x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
○● B E L G I A N ○●
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. [x] You like french fries. [ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules. [ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian. [ ] You speak both Dutch and French. [x] You like Belgian waffles. [ ] You call a pub or bar a café. [ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. ( but im canadian.. i thought we only had hockey. ) [ ] You drive/own a French or German car. [ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.
T-t-t-t-thankyou for the fav oh' kind ma'm. <3 ;D
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